what do you call it when batman skips church?
did you just
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
Billy Crystal and Ben Stiller went to a hilarious lunch together and are practically family.
so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring
i was joking
oh dear god
HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE
Jennifer Lawrence loves Doritos so much she stained her white American Hustle dress with cheese dust. Source
It seems like everything is about to change. I’m moving back to my old apartment. I talked to the landlord and my old apartment is still available. I guess I should explain why. I went to talk to Joe while he was at work on one of my days off. As soon as I got there I told them who I…
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